Crack

ha.

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MexicanOnABike

I don't even want to watch that again. really painful to watch. it's pathetic!

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bermuDa

is this the same guy? what a traumatizing character.

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Push-Pull

Uh hello? Ms Spears? Yeah, this is the past calling and we'd like you to return the extra couple of years you took past your original 15 minutes.....

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DAMMIT! -Jack Bauer-

Jove

*looks at the videos* These guys need to take medication for being so emo.

"We are biologically brothers, but spiritually we are lovers" Creepy.

pig

what in the fucking fuck was that fucking....icky icky fucking foo!!!

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ngdawg

"For my next self-serving vid, I will cut off my dick while singing my own version of "Oops! I Did It Again"."

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Don't blame me. I didn't vote for either of'em.

Kadath

I keep running into this vid and I honestly can't watch more than 30 seconds without becoming extremely uncomfortable. I believe it's performance art.

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MrTia

oh my god, bangin' bros? this isn't funny anymore.

Bill O'Rights

I hope so.

I sincerely hope so.

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It is indisputable that true beauty lies within...but a nice rack sure doesn't hurt.

JumpinJesus

Here's the funny part: if it is performance art, it's brilliant.

If it's real, it's scary as fuck.

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tinydancer

Go to youtube and watch the video of him performing britney's song gimmie more... it's great... hahha.

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Bill O'Rights

No...I think I'm gonna take a pass on that one. Thanks anyway.

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"Hedonism with rules isn't hedonism at all, it's the Republican party." - JumpinJesus

It is indisputable that true beauty lies within...but a nice rack sure doesn't hurt.

mixedmedia

yeah, I think I've about maxed out my attention potential for this sad, sad man.

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Jinn

I thought it was a woman until that *disturbing* video of him and his brother. Now I'm scared.

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Plan9

Wow, I'd rather chloroform myself or shoot a flaregun into my navel than watch these clips.

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varrybarry

That's so pathetic.

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MrTia

leave chris alone! right now! i mean it!

hambone

I watched this since you all are commenting on it.

You are all my enemies now....that is disturbing

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Esoteric

Couldn't watch more than about 15 seconds of it.

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MrTia

if i've watched it like a dozen times, busting out in peals of hysterical laughter each time, is that bad?

Esoteric

Haha, nah. I just found it to be annoying. :P

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Cynthetiq

Seth Green even does it!

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ngdawg

At least that one cracked me up

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la petite moi

Holy, fucking, shit. Okay, so being all openly gay, and crazy is funny...but incest? And making out with your brother? I dunno, but I call bullshit. I don't know.

Anxst

I watch my six year old act like this at least once every week. Usually when I won't let her have gummi bears.

Somewhere, deep inside, we all know bullshit like this was the reason our ancestors invented alcohol.

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JumpinJesus

Yeah, I'm tempted to call bullshit, too. A part of me wants this to be a practical joke and this Chris fool is having a laugh at our expense. I want to believe this.

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LoganSnake

Well, he said that he didn't act on the Britney vid, but he does on others.

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Esoteric

Ok, the Seth Green one was actually funny. I like how he promoted Robot Chicken too, rofl.

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Humanity has come a long way

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LoganSnake

Natural Selection is taking a break, it seems.

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eribrav

He was on the Howard Stern show on Thursday.
He swears he wasn't acting.
Still not sure I believe that.

SSJTWIZTA

jesus fuck!

i think ive just been scarred for life.

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SecretMethod70

The really scary (and sad) thing? The dude is real.

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Kadath

And he's a star!

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pig

fucking fuck. that just pisses down my back AND tells me it's raining.

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mixedmedia

You see. Once again it is proved to me that we do deserve to die.

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