Brewmaniac

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"That's a joke... I say, that's a joke, son"

Siege

that is really funny

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"Your name's Geek? Do you know the origin of the term? A geek is someone who bites the heads off chickens at a circus. I would never let you suck my dick with a name like Geek"

--Kevin Smith

This part just makes my posts easier to find

troit

"Who's got their balls out?!?!"

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I've yet to dephile myself...

SSJTWIZTA

that is too funny. great find.

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First they came for the Jews and I did not speak out because I was not a Jew.
Then they came for the communists and I did not speak out because I was not a communist.
Then they came for the trade unionists and I did not speak out because I was not a trade unionist
Then they came for me And there was no one left to speak out for me.
-Pastor Martin Niemoller

*Nikki*

Let's hope this doesn't catch on.

Lady Sage

Im scarred for life now...

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If only closed minds came with closed mouths.
Minds are like parachutes, they function best when open.
It`s Easier to Change a Condom Than a Diaper
Yes, the rumors are true... I actually AM a Witch.

Cynthetiq

you... you... you...

I can't imagine people on the subway... It is bad enough there are bum seats on the subway, now the rest of them will be all balled out.

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I don't care if you are black, white, purple, green, Chinese, Japanese, Korean, hippie, cop, bum, admin, user, English, Irish, French, Catholic, Protestant, Jewish, Buddhist, Muslim, indian, cowboy, tall, short, fat, skinny, emo, punk, mod, rocker, straight, gay, lesbian, jock, nerd, geek, Democrat, Republican, Libertarian, Independent, driver, pedestrian, or bicyclist, either you're an asshole or you're not.

noodle

I wish my man would walk around with his junk hanging out more.
Access is as easy as...

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