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The_Jazz · 06-28-2007, 12:22 PM

My job sometimes involves finding how certain products are being marketed. While looking for one of those products, I found this.

For your approval I present "Easy Deer Anus Removal"!

http://www.cabelas.com/prod-1/0041414228322a.shtml

Yes, I know I'm twisted.

Daniel_ · 06-28-2007, 12:37 PM

Very very odd my friend.

My wife didn't like it.

Then again, she was eating her supper when I showed it to her...

MexicanOnABike · 06-28-2007, 01:50 PM

insane!
warning label on side: "do not use as sex toy"

Sion · 06-28-2007, 09:10 PM

I dont understand the need of that tool. I was taught to cut out the anus as the last act of gutting a deer. Why do they feel the need to create an extra step?

Oh yeah, to sell this unnecessary tool.

Willravel · 06-28-2007, 09:16 PM

4.6 out of 5 stars means it delivers! Deer ass inside out = 4.6 stars. *sigh to alleviate nausea*

If you'll excuse me, I'm going to put some Chopin on, open up my favorite biography on Robert Kennedy, and try to forget what I've just seen.

Cynthetiq · 06-28-2007, 09:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sion

I dont understand the need of that tool. I was taught to cut out the anus as the last act of gutting a deer. Why do they feel the need to create an extra step?

Oh yeah, to sell this unnecessary tool.

unnecessary? when else to you get to jab something into an anal orifice, twist, pull, and remove :shudder: and not be in a horror film?

troit · 06-29-2007, 07:49 AM

I love the fact that it got 4.5 out of 5 stars!

The_Jazz · 06-29-2007, 07:59 AM

http://www.hunterspec.com/indexVideo...&vidHeight=240

This is what happens when I share fun things like this with my coworkers. Someone goes out and tops me.

Prepare your eye bleach.

Cynthetiq · 06-29-2007, 08:02 AM

oh jeez... this gives new meaning to telling someone to "butt out and mind your own business."

Charlatan · 06-29-2007, 02:52 PM

that seems a very practical solution...

Cynthetiq · 06-29-2007, 03:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Charlatan

that seems a very practical solution...

everything is practical when you put it into an informercial setting...

Charlatan · 06-29-2007, 04:07 PM

I thought they'd make great stocking stuffers...

Is it too late to cancel my order?

absorbentishe · 06-29-2007, 04:15 PM

Don't know whether to laugh or cry! I think I'll laugh about this one.

Lady Sage · 06-29-2007, 05:05 PM

I think the video was very tastefully done. It didnt show any unnecessary gore. Id use it.

06-28-2007, 12:22 PM	#1 (permalink)
The_Jazz Asshole Administrator Location: Chicago	Something I found on a work search My job sometimes involves finding how certain products are being marketed. While looking for one of those products, I found this. For your approval I present "Easy Deer Anus Removal"! http://www.cabelas.com/prod-1/0041414228322a.shtml Yes, I know I'm twisted. __________________ "They that can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety." - B. Franklin "There ought to be limits to freedom." - George W. Bush "We have met the enemy and he is us." - Pogo

06-28-2007, 12:37 PM	#2 (permalink)
Daniel_ Evil Priest: The Devil Made Me Do It! Location: Southern England	Very very odd my friend. My wife didn't like it. Then again, she was eating her supper when I showed it to her... __________________ ╔═════════════════════════════════════════╗ Overhead, the Albatross hangs motionless upon the air, And deep beneath the rolling waves, In labyrinths of Coral Caves, The Echo of a distant time Comes willowing across the sand; And everthing is Green and Submarine ╚═════════════════════════════════════════╝

06-28-2007, 01:50 PM	#3 (permalink)
MexicanOnABike Location: up north	insane! warning label on side: "do not use as sex toy" __________________ - Movie Reviews - Ratings-

06-28-2007, 09:10 PM	#4 (permalink)
Sion Dumb all over...a little ugly on the side Location: In the room where the giant fire puffer works, and the torture never stops.	I dont understand the need of that tool. I was taught to cut out the anus as the last act of gutting a deer. Why do they feel the need to create an extra step? Oh yeah, to sell this unnecessary tool. __________________ He's the best, of course, of all the worst. Some wrong been done, he done it first. -fz I jus' want ta thank you...falettinme...be mice elf...agin...

06-29-2007, 07:49 AM	#7 (permalink)
troit Transfer Agent Location: NYC	I love the fact that it got 4.5 out of 5 stars! __________________ I've yet to dephile myself...

06-28-2007, 09:16 PM	#5 (permalink)
Willravel ... a sort of licensed troubleshooter.	4.6 out of 5 stars means it delivers! Deer ass inside out = 4.6 stars. sigh to alleviate nausea If you'll excuse me, I'm going to put some Chopin on, open up my favorite biography on Robert Kennedy, and try to forget what I've just seen.

06-29-2007, 07:59 AM	#8 (permalink)
The_Jazz Asshole Administrator Location: Chicago	http://www.hunterspec.com/indexVideo...&vidHeight=240 This is what happens when I share fun things like this with my coworkers. Someone goes out and tops me. Prepare your eye bleach. __________________ "They that can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety." - B. Franklin "There ought to be limits to freedom." - George W. Bush "We have met the enemy and he is us." - Pogo

06-29-2007, 08:02 AM	#9 (permalink)
Cynthetiq Tilted Cat Head Administrator Location: Manhattan, NY	oh jeez... this gives new meaning to telling someone to "butt out and mind your own business." __________________ I don't care if you are black, white, purple, green, Chinese, Japanese, Korean, hippie, cop, bum, admin, user, English, Irish, French, Catholic, Protestant, Jewish, Buddhist, Muslim, indian, cowboy, tall, short, fat, skinny, emo, punk, mod, rocker, straight, gay, lesbian, jock, nerd, geek, Democrat, Republican, Libertarian, Independent, driver, pedestrian, or bicyclist, either you're an asshole or you're not. What's the best nation in the world? DO-NATION!

06-29-2007, 02:52 PM	#10 (permalink)
Charlatan Getting it. Super Moderator Location: Lion City	that seems a very practical solution... __________________ "My hands are on fire. Hands are on fire. Ain't got no more time for all you charlatans and liars." - Old Man Luedecke

06-29-2007, 04:07 PM	#12 (permalink)
Charlatan Getting it. Super Moderator Location: Lion City	I thought they'd make great stocking stuffers... Is it too late to cancel my order? __________________ "My hands are on fire. Hands are on fire. Ain't got no more time for all you charlatans and liars." - Old Man Luedecke

06-29-2007, 04:15 PM	#13 (permalink)
absorbentishe Boy am I horny today Location: T O L E D O, Toledo!!	Don't know whether to laugh or cry! I think I'll laugh about this one.

06-29-2007, 05:05 PM	#14 (permalink)
Lady Sage Mistress of Mayhem Location: Canton, Ohio	I think the video was very tastefully done. It didnt show any unnecessary gore. Id use it. __________________ If only closed minds came with closed mouths. Minds are like parachutes, they function best when open. It`s Easier to Change a Condom Than a Diaper Yes, the rumors are true... I actually AM a Witch.