The_Jazz

My job sometimes involves finding how certain products are being marketed. While looking for one of those products, I found this.

For your approval I present "Easy Deer Anus Removal"!

http://www.cabelas.com/prod-1/0041414228322a.shtml

Yes, I know I'm twisted.

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Daniel_

Very very odd my friend.

My wife didn't like it.

Then again, she was eating her supper when I showed it to her...

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MexicanOnABike

insane!
warning label on side: "do not use as sex toy"

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Sion

I dont understand the need of that tool. I was taught to cut out the anus as the last act of gutting a deer. Why do they feel the need to create an extra step?

Oh yeah, to sell this unnecessary tool.

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I jus' want ta thank you...falettinme...be mice elf...agin...

Willravel

4.6 out of 5 stars means it delivers! Deer ass inside out = 4.6 stars. *sigh to alleviate nausea*

If you'll excuse me, I'm going to put some Chopin on, open up my favorite biography on Robert Kennedy, and try to forget what I've just seen.

Cynthetiq

unnecessary? when else to you get to jab something into an anal orifice, twist, pull, and remove :shudder: and not be in a horror film?

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troit

I love the fact that it got 4.5 out of 5 stars!

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The_Jazz

http://www.hunterspec.com/indexVideo...&vidHeight=240

This is what happens when I share fun things like this with my coworkers. Someone goes out and tops me.

Prepare your eye bleach.

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Cynthetiq

oh jeez... this gives new meaning to telling someone to "butt out and mind your own business."

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Charlatan

that seems a very practical solution...

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Cynthetiq

everything is practical when you put it into an informercial setting...

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Charlatan

I thought they'd make great stocking stuffers...

Is it too late to cancel my order?

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absorbentishe

Don't know whether to laugh or cry! I think I'll laugh about this one.

Lady Sage

I think the video was very tastefully done. It didnt show any unnecessary gore. Id use it.

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