Cynthetiq

Thank goodness it got rid of that mountain of paperwork!!!!

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Willravel

The last few lines should have read:
For more information, please email us at email@email.com

Oh, that's right! YOU CAN'T! Muhahahaha!!!

MexicanOnABike

haha! crazy! good thing the window was opened right?

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Bill O'Rights

It doesn't mention anything about "Brandi" wanting me to see her and her friends frolicking naked through the dormitory. Nor does it mention anything about electronic mail being the medium by which so many want to sell me erectile dysfunction drugs. Nor do I see any mention of the hundreds of poor unfortunate Nigerians trying so desperatly to get millions of dollars out of thier country, that they are willing to give me 3/4 of it.


Is that a real life ashtray sitting on his desk?

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"Hedonism with rules isn't hedonism at all, it's the Republican party." - JumpinJesus

It is indisputable that true beauty lies within...but a nice rack sure doesn't hurt.

Daniel_

With a lit cigarette in it.

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The_Jazz

It was probably made by his kid in shop class.

Looks like he can't transfer any calls or put them on hold from that phone. Sucks to be him.

And thank god the 3-piece suit went out of (business) style.

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"There ought to be limits to freedom." - George W. Bush
"We have met the enemy and he is us." - Pogo

Willravel

I'm waiting for the one piece suit!

The_Jazz

willravel: unitard wearer

somehow that doesn't quite fit the avatar image...

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"There ought to be limits to freedom." - George W. Bush
"We have met the enemy and he is us." - Pogo

Cynthetiq

i just realized that his face is contorted like Gollum's.. like "It's BURNS!!!! The email.. it burns!!!!"

jumpsuits... you know.. the ones that come in orange, paris is wearing one now. they are all the rage.

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I don't care if you are black, white, purple, green, Chinese, Japanese, Korean, hippie, cop, bum, admin, user, English, Irish, French, Catholic, Protestant, Jewish, Buddhist, Muslim, indian, cowboy, tall, short, fat, skinny, emo, punk, mod, rocker, straight, gay, lesbian, jock, nerd, geek, Democrat, Republican, Libertarian, Independent, driver, pedestrian, or bicyclist, either you're an asshole or you're not.

Charlatan

The jumpsuit is practical and it's radical. Radical conformity is the only way to truly rebel and fuck with the system.

The guy looks horrified. Perhaps he can see the future and the chains (and chain mail) that will bind him to his blackberry and the 24 hour office.

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bobby

water your plant !

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