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Old 05-25-2007, 11:49 AM   #1 (permalink)
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A Child Plays In The Sand And Paris Hilton Opens Her Pie Hole

tibetan monks are on tour and making mandalas where they go... a mandala is a work of art.. it's sand painting... in union station kansas city missouri a toddler crossed the line a played in the sand ruining it...



A child destroyed a one-of-a-kind piece of artwork at Kansas City's Union Station, and it was caught on tape.

Tibetan monks had been creating the sand art, which looks like a colorful tapestry on the floor, for two days.

A surveillance camera recorded a young boy, possibly a toddler, who walked into the sand and started dancing, while his mother mailed a package at the post office. After a few minutes, the video showed a woman pull the child away.

"Never happened before, never happened before like that," monk Jampa Tenzin said.

The monks said they were not angry at the child or his mother. Instead, they've been hard at work to finish the piece.

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now it seems Heirhead Hilton has jumped into the "uproar"...

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Paris Hilton Blames Mother for Monks' Mandala Massacre
By Biff Scuzzy
May 25, 2007, 10:21

HOLLYWOOD - Sri Paris Hilton said yesterday that "God will punish" the mother of the little boy who turfed a sand mandala on the floor of the Union Station in Kansas City, Missouri. Ms. Hilton, who has begun calling herself Sri Paris as a consequence of her "recent spiritual experiences," talked with paparazzi outside the Bodhi Tree bookstore.

"That kid's mother earned herself some really bad karma when he stomped all over that painting," said Ms. Hilton. "I wouldn't want to be in her Payless shoes when God catches up with her. Nelson Mandala was a great man whose paintings deserve more respect than that."
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say what??? "nelson mandala"???

when the hell is she gonna learn to put a cock in it and keep her mouth shut???

she can't be of this planet...
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Old 05-25-2007, 12:01 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Wow, she is a moron.
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Old 05-25-2007, 12:04 PM   #3 (permalink)
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The second link you posted, the one about Paris Hilton, is a satire website.
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Old 05-25-2007, 12:05 PM   #4 (permalink)
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She's still a moron, though.
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Old 05-25-2007, 12:46 PM   #5 (permalink)
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yeah, as soon as i saw 'sri paris hilton' i knew we had a keeper! that's funny though.
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Old 05-26-2007, 03:29 AM   #6 (permalink)
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The second link you posted, the one about Paris Hilton, is a satire website.
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you do wish it were true though, don't ya???
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Old 05-26-2007, 05:29 AM   #7 (permalink)
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It's not true? I'm so disappointed. Could be true, though.
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Old 05-26-2007, 07:59 AM   #8 (permalink)
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The whole thing is fake, right? Including the toddler walking on the mandala? You'd think they might want to put it behind glass or something if it's true.
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Old 05-26-2007, 09:05 AM   #9 (permalink)
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No, Will, it did happen, there are videos of it from a security camera. The art is on the ground behind roped off area. The mom didn't have control over her kid. The monks are being good sports about it and aren't angry. They are trying to fix it now.
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Old 05-26-2007, 11:20 AM   #10 (permalink)
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They believe in karma, etc., so of course they wouldn't be angry....
To the mom I have two words: Wrist Leash!
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Old 05-28-2007, 12:37 AM   #11 (permalink)
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Thats what I really admire about monks. They're so lax.
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Old 05-28-2007, 10:02 AM   #12 (permalink)
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talk about tolerance - I would have been upset, to say the least.
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Old 05-28-2007, 11:07 AM   #13 (permalink)
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I think we have a lot to learn from these monks.
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Old 05-28-2007, 09:16 PM   #14 (permalink)
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At first I thought the Paris thing might be true, she is trying to find her spiritual side after all her troubles. I dunno, that girl has issues. She's like, I didn't know my license was suspended, I don't read my mail, people do that for me! I don't read stuff blah blah blah. Stupid girl.
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