Global Warming
 

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Comedian or idiot?

Wow.

I think I'm going to have to go with idiot on that one.

Daylight savings time adding an hour of sunlight? Last I checked, daylight savings time just shifted the hours of sunlight so that we can make more use of the daytime. Unless someone can tell me of a conspiracy that daylight savings time is actually a mechinism to slow down the earth's rotation during daylight hours.

This is fantastic news! It's about time that we instituted the 25 hour day! I am now in the process of sending a memo to all my assistants to take this into account. I expect the extra hour to be spent at their desks.

Or she's just an idiot.

Someone should send her a link to TFP. If nothing else, she's amusing.

no, that's got to be a joke. liberal chick in the middle of arkansas? must be.

I have to go with joke.

No...I mean I have to. My mind simply will not wrap itself around the idea that anyone can possibly be so...stupid, and still be allowed to walk around.

I don't think so. She was deriding a "Liberal Congress", for thier plot in making us believe that global warming is a real threat.

well,I've started to use the 8 day calendar....I get a shit load of work done and can bill out way more hours of work........xoxoxoo

But dont you guys understand? Global warming is a liberal fairy tail meant to dsitract us from the more important issues, like gay marriage and abortion!

Well, it looks like it was a joke after all. Snopes was on johnny-on-the-spot with this one. Read all the way to the end for the payoff.

http://www.snopes.com/humor/letters/daylight.asp

how do we know these polar ice caps are not melting because we forgot to replenish the ozone layer 15 years ago by launching those rockets up to the south pole with fresh ozone...or has everyone forgot. It may not be co2 induced global warming that will flood the world, but forgetfulness…

In the end (pun intended), it all comes down to one thing:

.....................Cow Farts..................