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Old 04-22-2007, 10:21 AM   #1 (permalink)
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The Day You Will Die !!!!

http://www.deathclock.com/

..............you may not want to know........xoxoxoo

.....MINE.....Monday,September 24th,2040....I'll be 94!
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Old 04-22-2007, 10:49 AM   #2 (permalink)
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i'm down with that


bring it on grim reaper.
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Old 04-22-2007, 11:23 AM   #3 (permalink)
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Old 04-22-2007, 11:40 AM   #4 (permalink)
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I'm guessing I'm gonna drink myself to death on New Years Eve.
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Old 04-22-2007, 01:22 PM   #5 (permalink)
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Your Personal Day of Death is...
Tuesday, November 3, 2009

Damn...That's downright depressing.

I think I need to prepare a will...soon.
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Old 04-22-2007, 02:13 PM   #6 (permalink)
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October 21, 2054, that's 47 more years.....crap, I thought for sure I would die sooner.
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Old 04-22-2007, 03:47 PM   #7 (permalink)
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Wierd...I did this two years ago and it said 'Sorry, you already expired'. I must have gotten past the dead zone
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Old 04-22-2007, 06:02 PM   #8 (permalink)
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Old 04-22-2007, 06:10 PM   #9 (permalink)
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Thursday, June 13, 2075...booyah. That would make me late 91 almost 92 years old.

I might live to see the end of the Iraq War!
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Old 04-22-2007, 06:32 PM   #10 (permalink)
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Who are you kidding? We're all dying in 2012. It's prophecy.

July 12, 2079
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Old 04-22-2007, 06:49 PM   #11 (permalink)
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WTF? How come I'm the only one dying in the next 3 years???
This is some Bullshit! I'm a healthy, well-adjusted human-being, but I get sentenced to death in 2009?
Not cool, y'all. Most UNCOOL.
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Old 04-22-2007, 07:01 PM   #12 (permalink)
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WTF? How come I'm the only one dying in the next 3 years???
This is some Bullshit! I'm a healthy, well-adjusted human-being, but I get sentenced to death in 2009?
Not cool, y'all. Most UNCOOL.

body mass...it's all about body mass!!!!
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Old 04-23-2007, 05:33 AM   #13 (permalink)
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Is there a money back gaurantee if this is wrong?
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Old 04-23-2007, 06:06 PM   #14 (permalink)
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Tuesday, November 29, 2044 for me...

Monday, March 15, 2032 for Pan.

I dont wanna be a widow for 12 1/2 years.
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Old 04-23-2007, 10:14 PM   #15 (permalink)
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Tuesday, July 9, 2064 , though I've pretty much accepted the fact that Im going to die in a freak accident... and I hope freaks are involved.
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Old 04-24-2007, 06:21 AM   #16 (permalink)
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Old 04-24-2007, 06:27 AM   #17 (permalink)
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Sept, 2 2033

Damn....I dont wanna be...OLD
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Old 04-24-2007, 06:47 AM   #18 (permalink)
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Bill... I will be majorly pissed at you if you die tomorrow.
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Old 04-25-2007, 07:26 PM   #19 (permalink)
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all-righty then .....
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Old 04-25-2007, 08:58 PM   #20 (permalink)
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guess I'll die young...

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Old 04-25-2007, 11:03 PM   #21 (permalink)
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Wednesday, March 17, 2060

74...That seems like such an awkward day to die. It would seem more pleasing if I could go on like a holiday or birthday. Christmas would be cool...or Easter.

Is Bill still alive?
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Old 04-26-2007, 09:48 PM   #22 (permalink)
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Friday, September 20, 2047

Boo.
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Old 04-27-2007, 05:17 AM   #23 (permalink)
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I'm alive! I'm Aliiive!

Wait a minute...you mean this was all just a buncha bs?
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Old 04-27-2007, 06:45 AM   #24 (permalink)
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Feb 9th 2026... too many pork rinds I guess.
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Old 04-27-2007, 06:52 AM   #25 (permalink)
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Bill? Bill? Are you there? Oh god, what have you done to BOR?!
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Old 04-27-2007, 07:41 AM   #26 (permalink)
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Phew.
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Old 04-27-2007, 08:50 AM   #27 (permalink)
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The first time said I'd be 64, then the second put me at age 57. As long as I go while I'm in the act, at the end, so I can come and go at the same time...
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Old 05-15-2007, 05:13 PM   #28 (permalink)
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I call bullshit on the BMI.

a bodybuilder would be considered obese by the BMI, despite being in tremendous physical condition.
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Old 05-15-2007, 06:46 PM   #29 (permalink)
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September 29, 2057. Cool. It even has a good ring to it.

Let's see, that would make me 98. I don't know if I want to be 98.

Hmmmmm....
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Old 05-15-2007, 07:39 PM   #30 (permalink)
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I remember doing the death clock thing (or something similar a long time ago) and it asked a lot more questions. I think it's still a funny site, some people get so worked up about stuff like that (not on TFP of course, but the letters on the Death Clock website). Anyways, rambling again I am so I shall quit.
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Old 05-15-2007, 07:56 PM   #31 (permalink)
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I for one, enjoy your discussions.

Too bad I only have two years to fully soak them in.














An aside: how did this get revived?
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Old 05-15-2007, 08:33 PM   #32 (permalink)
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time to get busy...only 420,000,000 seconds left !!!...xoxoxoo
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Old 05-15-2007, 08:37 PM   #33 (permalink)
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Sept, 2 2033

Damn....I dont wanna be...OLD
Too late


/me runs like hell
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Old 05-16-2007, 06:10 AM   #34 (permalink)
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Old 05-16-2007, 05:34 PM   #35 (permalink)
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Friday, July 4, 2053

i get to die on the fourth of july....yippy
ill be 74...
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Old 05-17-2007, 04:42 PM   #36 (permalink)
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Hmmm... I died three and a half years ago. I guess I shouldn't be so "sadistic".
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Old 05-17-2007, 05:50 PM   #37 (permalink)
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2046 What?????!!!!! According to most sources I should have been dead already.
May have to re-think my retirement.
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