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Old 02-08-2007, 01:42 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Make Google Go Crazy

Here's what you need to do to make Google go crazy:

1. Go to Google.com

2. Remove everything from the address bar, then copy & paste the following into it:

javascript:R=0; x1=.1; y1=.05; x2=.25; y2=.24; x3=1.6; y3=.24; x4=300; y4=200; x5=300; y5=200; DI=document.images; DIL=DI.length; function A(){for(i=0; i-DIL; i++){DIS=DI[ i ].style; DIS.position='absolute'; DIS.left=Math.sin(R*x1+i*x2+x3)*x4+x5; DIS.top=Math.cos(R*y1+i*y2+y3)*y4+y5}R++}setInterval('A()',5); void(0);

3. Hit enter. Enjoy.

This works on other sites too. A couple good ones are...

Amazon.com
Flickr.com
Destructoid.com (best one I've seen so far)
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Old 02-08-2007, 01:48 PM   #2 (permalink)
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I'm not in the habit of pasting random bits of code anywhere, but I assume this places the images on the site in question all across the window?
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Old 02-08-2007, 01:53 PM   #3 (permalink)
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makes them fly around, pretty neat
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Old 02-08-2007, 03:09 PM   #4 (permalink)
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For those of you who are Code geeks like me, or if you're curious what's happening, I spaced it out to be more readable.

javascript:R=0; x1=.1; y1=.05; x2=.25; y2=.24; x3=1.6; y3=.24; x4=300; y4=200; x5=300; y5=200; DI=document.images; DIL=DI.length; function A(){for(i=0; i-DIL; i++){DIS=DI[ i ].style; DIS.position='absolute'; DIS.left=Math.sin(R*x1+i*x2+x3)*x4+x5; DIS.top=Math.cos(R*y1+i*y2+y3)*y4+y5}R++}setInterval('A()',5); void(0);

becomes...

Code:
javascript:
R=0;
x1=.1;
y1=.05;
x2=.25;
y2=.24;
x3=1.6;
y3=.24;
x4=300;
y4=200;
x5=300;
y5=200;
DI=document.images;
DIL=DI.length;
function A()
{
    for(i=0; i-DIL; i++)
    {
        DIS=DI[ i ].style; 
        DIS.position='absolute';
        DIS.left=Math.sin(R*x1+i*x2+x3)*x4+x5;
        DIS.top=Math.cos(R*y1+i*y2+y3)*y4+y5
    }
   R++
}
setInterval('A()',5);
void(0);
Here's basically what it does:
  • setInterval executes function A() every 5 ms.
  • During A(), the browser loops through DI, which holds a list of all the images with in a page.
  • DIS gets an image from the DI, sequentially, until they have all been selected.
  • The absolutely positioned left and top values for the image is set according to a Cos/sin equation with the originally seeded variables.
  • The "Spinning" effect is generated by R, it is incremented by 1 each time a new image is selected.

For some fun, try manipulating R; it effects the speed of rotation;

If you make R increment by 0.05 instead of 1, you get:

javascript:R=0; x1=.1; y1=.05; x2=.25; y2=.24; x3=1.6; y3=.24; x4=300; y4=200; x5=300; y5=200; DI=document.images; DIL=DI.length; function A(){for(i=0; i-DIL; i++){DIS=DI[ i ].style; DIS.position='absolute'; DIS.left=Math.sin(R*x1+i*x2+x3)*x4+x5; DIS.top=Math.cos(R*y1+i*y2+y3)*y4+y5}R+=0.05}setInterval('A()',5); void(0);

Sloooooooowwwwwwwwwwww rotation.

If you make R 2 you get:

javascript:R=0; x1=.1; y1=.05; x2=.25; y2=.24; x3=1.6; y3=.24; x4=300; y4=200; x5=300; y5=200; DI=document.images; DIL=DI.length; function A(){for(i=0; i-DIL; i++){DIS=DI[ i ].style; DIS.position='absolute'; DIS.left=Math.sin(R*x1+i*x2+x3)*x4+x5; DIS.top=Math.cos(R*y1+i*y2+y3)*y4+y5}R+=2}setInterval('A()',5); void(0);

Speedy!


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Old 02-08-2007, 09:15 PM   #5 (permalink)
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Heh... cool... it works on all sites.
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Old 02-08-2007, 10:38 PM   #6 (permalink)
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Well I'm off to try it on a porn site.
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Old 02-08-2007, 10:52 PM   #7 (permalink)
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This is genius! Particularly cool on sites with a ton of small icons like De&mo@no^id (screw you search engines, and we're not handing out invites either!!!)
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Old 02-08-2007, 11:25 PM   #8 (permalink)
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oooh, De&mo@no^id *is* cool
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