Reese

http://www.mylifeisaverage.com


my favs:

Today, While I was taking a shower, hair started to fall off. Its ok though, I was shaving. MLIA


Today, I forgot my umbrella. It was okay, it didn't rain. MLIA

Today, I was riding in an elevator and noticed a button that read "press in case of emergency". Everything was fine, so I left it alone. MLIA

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shakran

ok that's funny.

Martian

The premise of this site is amusing, but doesn't seem like it has a whole lot of mileage.

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I wake up in the morning more tired than before I slept
I get through cryin' and I'm sadder than before I wept
I get through thinkin' now, and the thoughts have left my head
I get through speakin' and I can't remember, not a word that I said

- Ben Harper, Show Me A Little Shame

Reese

I agree, you'll notice all my "favs" are from the first page

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“It is better to be rich and healthy than poor and sick” - Dave Barry

Halx

I like this.

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blahblah454

Some of those are pretty good, it reminds me of my own life.

JoPy

Oh man. That is GOOD stuff.

ItWasMe

LOL:

Today, I decided I was tired of my ringtone, so I changed it. My phone rang and I thought it was someone else's. I changed it back. MLIA.

I've done that!

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"Ok, no more truth-or-dare until somebody returns my underwear" ~ George Lopez

I bake cookies just so I can lick the bowl. ~ ItWasMe

CinnamonGirl

"Today, I was in the bathroom and I checked behind the shower curtain to see if there was a psycho there with a knife. There wasn't. MLIA "


heh...yeah, I do that all the time.

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"...for though she was ordinary, she possessed health, wit, courage, charm, and cheerfulness. But because she was not beautiful, no one ever seemed to notice these other qualities, which is so often the way of the world."


"Tell me, what is it you plan to do with your one wild and precious life?"

Wrexify

For some reason, I imagine all of these being narrated by Toby from The Office. Good find!

"Today while in a bathroom stall I read a message that said, "If you read this message you have tasted your own poop." I have not tasted my own poop. MLIA"

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"Nitwit! Oddment! Blubber! Tweak!"

Vizzini

I was thinking more along the lines of Jack Handey from Fuzzy Memories.

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Inconceivable!

dd3953

"Today, I purchased a Verizon cellphone. I left the store alone. The 5,000,000 person Verizon Network did not come with me. MLIA."

this one made me laugh.

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iwst99

haha, awesome. Thanks for the link.

MSD

Well now I know exactly where to take refuge when they suspend my Twitter account for being overly mundane.

DaniGirl

I have already been to both these site, they are awesome, if you have not checked them out yet then you are missing out.

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mew

meh, for some reason I find fmylife is just better. Its just so shocking and entertaining.