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03-25-2008, 10:06 AM
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comfortably numb...
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A blonde was weed-eating her yard and accidentally cut off the tail of her cat, who was hiding in the grass. She rushed her cat, along with the tail, over to Wal-Mart!
Why WAL-MART??? HELLOOOOOOOOO!? WALMART is the largest retailer in the world!!!
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03-29-2008, 09:16 AM
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<3 TFP
Location: 17TLH2445607250
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*groan*
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04-23-2008, 02:54 PM
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Eat your vegetables
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Location: Arabidopsis-ville
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Oh my goodness. My dad will like this one.
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