vanblah

This guy says to his wife, "I bet you can't tell me something that will make me happy and angry at the same time."

After a few minutes of thought she says, "OK. You've got a bigger dick than your brother."

SSJTWIZTA

Bahahahahahaha!

time to share.

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First they came for the Jews and I did not speak out because I was not a Jew.
Then they came for the communists and I did not speak out because I was not a communist.
Then they came for the trade unionists and I did not speak out because I was not a trade unionist
Then they came for me And there was no one left to speak out for me.
-Pastor Martin Niemoller

genuinegirly

WOW! Scandalous! hehe.

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jewels

Good one.

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