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Plan9 · 06-18-2007, 09:27 AM

http://www.steadyhealth.com/Will_ana...4-0-asc-0.html

Omigod, it has to be fake... but total genius.

lankrypt0 · 06-18-2007, 09:31 AM

LOL

luvmywifesass nailed it though:

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I'm speachless... Right now there have to be hundreds of men who have read this saying, "I wonder if my girlfriend would believe this."

Good luck!

World's King · 06-18-2007, 09:33 AM

Holy shit... I can't stop laughing.

I wish I had thought of this years ago...

"Honey, I know you don't like the way your ass looks. So I did some research and I've found the perfect way to help you. I have to ass fuck you twice a day and when I come it has to be deep inside you. It's medically proven to make your ass bigger. Now pull down your pants and bend over... "

Plan9 · 06-18-2007, 09:38 AM

I KNOW!

That has to be the best thread I've ever read involving a complete idiot.

Willravel · 06-18-2007, 10:02 AM

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Originally Posted by Jamie

I don't know. My boyfriend said it's been medically proven. That his sperms contains testosterone which is an ingedient in steroids (which make muscles bigger). That's why he says he has to shoot it really deep and I have to hold it in, so that it can absorb.

ROFL...I wonder how big and muscular her throat is....and her vajay jay should be able to crack walnuts!

ShaniFaye · 06-18-2007, 10:15 AM

I kinda like this response

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Oh yeah, this is totally true. Sperm makes all sorts of things bigger. I'd just moved into my new house, I decided my couch wasn't big enough. So I whacked off over it every day for a week, and now it's twice the size!

You probably don't want to know how I turned my car into a 4x4, do you?

I dont know why.... but somehow that made me think of WK (and I dont mean that in a bad way lol)

ngdawg · 06-18-2007, 10:19 AM

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Originally Posted by willravel

ROFL...I wonder how big and muscular her throat is....and her vajay jay should be able to crack walnuts!

I can't crack walnuts myself, but I've opened a stuck mayo jar more than once

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I don't understand, I jerk off 4 times a day and it gets all over me, but my dick isn't getting any bigger. am i doing something wrong?

This one^^ made me laugh loudest.

serlindsipity · 06-18-2007, 10:28 AM

oh god, the things you can do with this thread!

I am dumbfounded.

Bear Cub · 06-18-2007, 02:32 PM

I hope the girl I'm dating never reads that. She already complains about her ass being too big!

xepherys · 06-18-2007, 06:04 PM

Haha, that's the dumbest girl I've ever heard of! But if the guy can pull it off, more power to him...

Borla · 06-18-2007, 06:48 PM

Seriously, that has to be a guy posting that as a joke. I have a really hard time believing any girl would actually buy that line.

Cynthetiq · 06-18-2007, 06:54 PM

c'mon we had the guy here seriously asking about a horizontal pussy...

dirtyrascal7 · 06-18-2007, 07:18 PM

I've met girls dumb enough to believe something like that... but in a way I feel like the dumb one for not taking advantage of that fact.

Somehow I think the boyfriend said it as a joke, not thinking she'd take it seriously... but when she did, he just ran with it and exploited it to the full potential. Can you blame him?

MexicanOnABike · 06-18-2007, 07:47 PM

haha! if a girl thinks this is true, she's pretty fucking stupid. but that's still funny as hell!

noodlebee · 06-18-2007, 07:55 PM

I wonder how old this original poster is. It sounds like a preteen question. So scary!

bluestars87 · 06-18-2007, 11:31 PM

Keeping cum in your ass...eww...hahahaha.

Ourcrazymodern? · 06-19-2007, 09:04 AM

Two bad lotnlots of aynal secks doesnt help yoo spel bettr.

(dirtyrascal7, I can)

TotalMILF · 06-19-2007, 08:58 PM

So, if unprotected anal sex makes your butt bigger, why doesn't unprotected vaginal sex make your abdomen bigger? Oh, wait....

Maybe there's some truth to this rumor

Halx · 06-20-2007, 04:02 PM

Have you seen the other threads on that message board? Either today's youth is really fucked up or there are some real gullible people over there.

Acetylene · 06-20-2007, 04:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Halx

Have you seen the other threads on that message board? Either today's youth is really fucked up or there are some real gullible people over there.

Either/or? Why not both?

06-18-2007, 09:27 AM	#1 (permalink)
Plan9 I Confess a Shiver	I've found the perfect woman... http://www.steadyhealth.com/Will_ana...4-0-asc-0.html Omigod, it has to be fake... but total genius. __________________ *Whatever you can carry.* "You should not drink... and bake."

06-18-2007, 09:33 AM	#3 (permalink)
World's King Here Location: Denver City Denver	Holy shit... I can't stop laughing. I wish I had thought of this years ago... "Honey, I know you don't like the way your ass looks. So I did some research and I've found the perfect way to help you. I have to ass fuck you twice a day and when I come it has to be deep inside you. It's medically proven to make your ass bigger. Now pull down your pants and bend over... " __________________ heavy is the head that wears the crown

06-18-2007, 09:38 AM	#4 (permalink)
Plan9 I Confess a Shiver	I KNOW! That has to be the best thread I've ever read involving a complete idiot. __________________ *Whatever you can carry.* "You should not drink... and bake."

06-18-2007, 10:28 AM	#8 (permalink)
serlindsipity Psycho Location: Boulder Baby!	oh god, the things you can do with this thread! I am dumbfounded. __________________ My third eye is my camera's lens.

06-18-2007, 06:04 PM	#10 (permalink)
xepherys <3 TFP Location: 17TLH2445607250	Haha, that's the dumbest girl I've ever heard of! But if the guy can pull it off, more power to him... __________________ The prospect of achieving a peace agreement with the extremist group of MILF is almost impossible... -- Emmanuel Pinol, Governor of Cotobato My Homepage

06-18-2007, 02:32 PM	#9 (permalink)
Bear Cub The Reverend Side Boob Location: Nofe Curolina	I hope the girl I'm dating never reads that. She already complains about her ass being too big!

06-18-2007, 06:48 PM	#11 (permalink)
Borla Junkie	Seriously, that has to be a guy posting that as a joke. I have a really hard time believing any girl would actually buy that line. __________________ Coimhéad fearg fhear na foighde!!!!

06-18-2007, 06:54 PM	#12 (permalink)
Cynthetiq Tilted Cat Head Administrator Location: Manhattan, NY	c'mon we had the guy here seriously asking about a horizontal pussy... __________________ I don't care if you are black, white, purple, green, Chinese, Japanese, Korean, hippie, cop, bum, admin, user, English, Irish, French, Catholic, Protestant, Jewish, Buddhist, Muslim, indian, cowboy, tall, short, fat, skinny, emo, punk, mod, rocker, straight, gay, lesbian, jock, nerd, geek, Democrat, Republican, Libertarian, Independent, driver, pedestrian, or bicyclist, either you're an asshole or you're not. What's the best nation in the world? DO-NATION!

06-18-2007, 07:18 PM	#13 (permalink)
dirtyrascal7 That's what she said	I've met girls dumb enough to believe something like that... but in a way I feel like the dumb one for not taking advantage of that fact. Somehow I think the boyfriend said it as a joke, not thinking she'd take it seriously... but when she did, he just ran with it and exploited it to the full potential. Can you blame him? __________________ "Tie yourself to your limitless potential, rather than your limiting past." "Every man I meet is my superior in some way. In that, I learn of him."

06-18-2007, 07:47 PM	#14 (permalink)
MexicanOnABike Location: up north	haha! if a girl thinks this is true, she's pretty fucking stupid. but that's still funny as hell! __________________ - Movie Reviews - Ratings-

06-18-2007, 07:55 PM	#15 (permalink)
noodlebee Crazy Location: Canada	I wonder how old this original poster is. It sounds like a preteen question. So scary!

06-18-2007, 11:31 PM	#16 (permalink)
bluestars87 Tilted Location: California	Keeping cum in your ass...eww...hahahaha. __________________ "Every light must fade, every heart return to darkness!" -San Francisco 49ers: Five Time Super Bowl Champions-

06-19-2007, 09:04 AM	#17 (permalink)
Ourcrazymodern? still, wondering. Location: South Minneapolis, somewhere near the gorgeous gorge	Two bad lotnlots of aynal secks doesnt help yoo spel bettr. (dirtyrascal7, I can) __________________ BE JUST AND FEAR NOT

06-19-2007, 08:58 PM	#18 (permalink)
TotalMILF Delusional... but in a funny way Location: deeee-TROIT!!!	So, if unprotected anal sex makes your butt bigger, why doesn't unprotected vaginal sex make your abdomen bigger? Oh, wait.... Maybe there's some truth to this rumor

06-20-2007, 04:02 PM	#19 (permalink)
Halx Please touch this. Owner/Admin Location: Manhattan	Have you seen the other threads on that message board? Either today's youth is really fucked up or there are some real gullible people over there. __________________ You have found this post informative. -The Administrator [Don't Feed The Animals]