This was actually my idea, but my parents went along with it. I told my little sister (she was around 4 at the time) that the worst cussword was "glockenspiel".
I'd say it in front of my sister, then she'd run and tell my mom in order to get me in trouble. Mom would pretend to scold me for saying it. Then we'd have a good laugh later.
She once overheard the word "fucking" and asked me what it meant. I told her it was actually "glocken", and just an abbreviated version.
This went on for at least a year before she figured it out. She was really pissed when she did.
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