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Tophat665 · 02-27-2004, 05:02 PM

1 Yeah, and so it was that on the first day, the Lord did awake, and peer about him, and saw that there was neither light nor food, and so he spake, "Bummer," and rolled he over and again slumbered.

2 And so it was too on the second day. 3 And the Third, and fourth and fifth. 4 And for many days thereafter. 5 Until the fourscore and two days had passed, and, lo! so had the buzz of the Lord. 6 And He groped about Him in the darkess that eightysecond day, seeking seeking His stash, yea, and his pipe, and too, his lighter. 7 But they came not to His grasp

8 For they were not there as the Lord had been in session amongst immortals of great appetites. 9 Yeah, so had Garcia, the one who is also called Jerryberry, slipped into the pocket of his overalls the stash of the Lord, 10 and Keith who was later called Richards had left to find the Lord's WC with the Lord's Pipe beteen his teeth, 11 and the Flame of the Lord, which is also called Zi'Ppo, lighting his way about the Lord's mansion (which has many rooms, but surprisingly few bathrooms.)

12 And the Lord, in his great anguish, did speak into the void. 13 "Shit!" he spake, 14 and "This fucking sucks!" too did he say, 15 "Let there be a Medamned light switch!" 16 And there was. 17 And the Lord did flip that switch, and forgetting that it was nearly the eighty third day, the Lord called it the first. 18 And it was good, but a bit to bright.

19 And the Lord did squint...

(To be continued. Maybe.)

02-27-2004, 05:02 PM	#6 (permalink)
Tophat665 Minion of the scaléd ones Location: Northeast Jesusland	1 Yeah, and so it was that on the first day, the Lord did awake, and peer about him, and saw that there was neither light nor food, and so he spake, "Bummer," and rolled he over and again slumbered. 2 And so it was too on the second day. 3 And the Third, and fourth and fifth. 4 And for many days thereafter. 5 Until the fourscore and two days had passed, and, lo! so had the buzz of the Lord. 6 And He groped about Him in the darkess that eightysecond day, seeking seeking His stash, yea, and his pipe, and too, his lighter. 7 But they came not to His grasp 8 For they were not there as the Lord had been in session amongst immortals of great appetites. 9 Yeah, so had Garcia, the one who is also called Jerryberry, slipped into the pocket of his overalls the stash of the Lord, 10 and Keith who was later called Richards had left to find the Lord's WC with the Lord's Pipe beteen his teeth, 11 and the Flame of the Lord, which is also called Zi'Ppo, lighting his way about the Lord's mansion (which has many rooms, but surprisingly few bathrooms.) 12 And the Lord, in his great anguish, did speak into the void. 13 "Shit!" he spake, 14 and "This fucking sucks!" too did he say, 15 "Let there be a Medamned light switch!" 16 And there was. 17 And the Lord did flip that switch, and forgetting that it was nearly the eighty third day, the Lord called it the first. 18 And it was good, but a bit to bright. 19 And the Lord did squint... (To be continued. Maybe.) __________________ Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.