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"So... now you know why I'll never be the President of the United Sates. 'Cuz I would snap like this 18 times a day... Right from the first get-go in the morning:
- "Mister President..."
- "WHAAAAT!! Get Air Force One I wanna blow some shit up! And get Harrison Ford and put him on the plane I wanna beat him up I'm pissed off at him."
"Yeah, when I'm President, boy, things are gonna change. Oh yeah. Ohhh yeah. Things are gonna change when I'm the President of the United States. Yep... My domestic policy? Fuck you. My foreign policy? fuuuuuuUUUUUUUCK YOU!"
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A plan is just a list of things that don't happen.
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