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Well, for starters, I'd remind him he has herpes.
Of course, I'd do it by reciting the epic poem I wrote that chronicled the events surrounding his infection. Then I'd dig out the similar poem he wrote for me about events related to the loss of my virginity.
Those two poems are the funniest shit on the planet..at least to the two of us.
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