I've learned through my girl's friends (ah, the things they'll say when drunk!) that my woman has a particular desire to have me do a striptease for her ... and apparently she's not adverse to her friends seeing either!
While I love the whole concept of it, it's not exactly my area of expertise. So I ask you, TFPers - how can I, in the two weeks before spring break, become "Al Capown, Gigolo Extraordinaire"? Or at least a few steps up from "Deuce Bigalow"?
Edit - Just to clarify a few things, I have no problems whatsoever with "putting on a show" so to speak - be it for her alone or a "full house" - I'd just like to surprise her with a little bit of talent.
