Why does Sandy need to come out of the closet so that Ryan and Mrs. Coop can get it on? Seriously... and I really have a hard time imagining those bushy eyebrows on a gay man. Besides, Luke's dad's gay already..you can't have two on the show. That would just be wrong
I'm gonna bet that whoever the old Coop gets with next will be part of a threesome. Maybe one of those women from the Spa.
And bri, you can have seth... apparently he's dangerous in the sack. Bring bandages.