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I had a guy in my complex with a very loud motorcycle and he loved to rev it up after starting it. Unfortunatly he went to work at 3 am and would wake everyone up. Asking him to quiet things down only resulted in more noise so one night before bed I went down and switched the plug wires on his bike so the firing order was shot to shit. Hearing the CHEE-CHEE-CHEE of his non starting bike was great and after he cabbed it I went down and switched it back, left him a note saying next time it would be worse and went to bed. Every night after that he would start his bike, roll it quietly out of the lot and drive slowly away.
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If you're travelling at the speed of light, and you turn the headlights on, do they do anything?
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