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Was staying on a friend's houseboat one weekend. He explained it thus: There are people who have houseboats who never pee out into the water, for they only have the boats as a weekend getaway. Then there are people with houseboats who do pee out into the water, and they are people who actually live on the boat. And this weekend, we live on the boat, so pee out into the water. So morning comes along, and we get up and I go have myself a nice piss. The other friends go after me. We were walking up off the marina when the manager comes out, and says "Goddamit guys.... goddamnit... don't let people see you pissing off the side of your boat! I just had a complaint... so don't let people see you doing it. They can call the cops, and the cops can come down here and arrest you for *public masturbation*!" That was pretty crazy. At the time, I thought it was pretty funny "dont let people *see* you" as opposed to "dont pee."
Also, I went on a highschool trip to Italy my Junior year. It was awesome because the group size was about 15-20, and I was one of three guys on the trip. But one of the most memorable things was, we had just arrived, and loaded onto the tour bus. The bus drives us about an hour, when we stop off at a kind of roadside cafe/convenience store deal. So all the girls are piling off, when another bus parks not too far off from ours, and unloads about fifty italian guys, who, upon seeing the multitude of 15-18 year old girls, heave out their chests and strut with all due machismo over the far side of the parking lot which overlooks a river. They all line up along the bank, and piss. Jaws dropped on all the girls. Pretty funny.
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