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Nebraska:
1.If a child burps during church, his parent may be arrested.
Reason #18 why I don't go to church. "Pssst...Dad. Raise my allowance or I belch during the Benediction."
2.It is Illegal to go whale fishing.
Whale fishing? In Nebraska? Y'know...I hate when those pesky Humpbacks swim up the Missouri River.
3.Persons with gonorrhea may not marry.
"Sorry Hun, but were gonna have to postpone for a few weeks. I..uh..I..uh...have to go away on abusiness trip. Yeah...that's it!"
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"I distrust those people who know so well what God wants them to do because I notice it always coincides with their own desires." - Susan B. Anthony
"Hedonism with rules isn't hedonism at all, it's the Republican party." - JumpinJesus
It is indisputable that true beauty lies within...but a nice rack sure doesn't hurt.
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