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Originally posted by xim
nice shoes....wanna fuck?
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Damn, that was mine!
One that would have probably worked without the wedding ring (I was just flirting), was in answer to, "Why would I want to have sex with you?", "Because I have a nine inch long tongue and I can breath though my ears." Not true, of course, but displays the right attitude. The flirtee was well impressed.