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"If you play your cards right you could have me tonight"
"Do you want to play armies? I'll lay down and you can blow the fuck out of me"
"Im really bad at pick up lines but how about we just pretend we're friends and see how we go from there"
"Your so beautifull you could work behind the perfume counter at Grace Bros"
"Dont make me stalk you"
"Im big and Im cheesey"
"Your looking pretty hot. Bend over and I'll take your temperature"
Guy: "Your Beautiful"
Girl: "Fuck off!"
Guy: "Oh you must of misheard me. I said you look fat in that dress"
"Im a porn star"
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