Wasnt really an ass kicking, but in ancient china during the Three Kingdoms era one of the kingdoms was retreating. When the persuing army caught up at the Bridge of Chang Ban they found ONE guy standing guard. He was a general of the fleeing army by the name of Zhang Fei.
Anyway he just kinda looked at the army slamed his spear down on the bridge and shouted "I AM ZHANG FEI! WHO WISHES TO MEET DEATH!"
The whole army turned and ran. Eventually his house was beaten but that doesnt really matter its the courage shown when falling that matters.
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WHAT MORE CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR IF NOT FOR THE CARE OF THE REAPER MAN?
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I like you. When the world is mine your death will be quick and painless.
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