I thought someone was asking because they didn't know how to do it... I was like "how the fuck do you need to ask that shit...." um yea. I'm still confused about why that guy needed to jizz into a cup "so his mom wouldn't find out". That actually is nonsense. How is jacking off into a cup MORE discreet than into a kleenex or paper towel. What's going on here?
And also I'm freaked by anyone sticking anything near my ass. It's got to do with being tickle-tortured as a child, I naturally freak when my gf's hands touch anything below the balls (Not that my parents tickle-tortured my balls...whatever) . My body convulses violently. It's embarrassing.
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