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clavus · 02-21-2004, 10:24 PM

So, what would you consider the greatest ass-kicking in history?

I’d say the Battle of Thermopolae. THREE HUNDRED Spartans took on the greatest army on earth; that of the God-King Xerxes II. When it was over, the Spartans had killed TENS OF THOUSANDS of Persian soldiers. Though the 300 were eventually killed, the monumental can of whoopass they opened crippled the Persian army and sent them packing. Xerxes was never able to clean the poop-stains out of his royal pants.

So, what’s you favorite tale of historical ass-kicking? The Battle of Little Bighorn? Boom-Boom Mancini vs. Duk Koo Kim? The Enola Gay vs. Hiroshima? Hannibal’s first scrap with the Romans? C’mon! Tell it!

02-21-2004, 10:24 PM	#1 (permalink)
clavus pow! Location: NorCal	Greatest ass-kicking in history So, what would you consider the greatest ass-kicking in history? I’d say the Battle of Thermopolae. THREE HUNDRED Spartans took on the greatest army on earth; that of the God-King Xerxes II. When it was over, the Spartans had killed TENS OF THOUSANDS of Persian soldiers. Though the 300 were eventually killed, the monumental can of whoopass they opened crippled the Persian army and sent them packing. Xerxes was never able to clean the poop-stains out of his royal pants. So, what’s you favorite tale of historical ass-kicking? The Battle of Little Bighorn? Boom-Boom Mancini vs. Duk Koo Kim? The Enola Gay vs. Hiroshima? Hannibal’s first scrap with the Romans? C’mon! Tell it! __________________ Ass, gas or grass. Nobody rides for free.