Bill O'Rights

OK, I've compiled my "list". Of course number one should come as no surprise.

1.
Oh, don't even act like ya didn't know.

2.
Hey, I'm 41 years old, so's she, and...she's still hotter hell.

3.
She can be my "friend"...anytime.

4.
And...she looks damn good in "elf ears".

5.
Hey! It's my list, and she made it, damnit!

6.
Oh...yeah...she grew up...nicely

7.
C'mon, I'm breakin' a sweat just thinkin' about her.

8.
No explaination needed...none offered.

9.
She sure as hell "charmed" me.

10.
Have you seen those legs?

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"I distrust those people who know so well what God wants them to do because I notice it always coincides with their own desires." - Susan B. Anthony

"Hedonism with rules isn't hedonism at all, it's the Republican party." - JumpinJesus

It is indisputable that true beauty lies within...but a nice rack sure doesn't hurt.