|
"She turned me into a newt!" "A newt?" "Well.... I got better...."
"You could lower a rope, or a treebranch, or do SOMETHING useful." "I could do that. But I am only waiting up here to kill you!" "That -does- put a damper on our relationship. I'm afraid you'll just have to wait."
"I'd rather kiss a wookie!" "That can be arranged!"
"I do not envy you the headache you will have when you awake. But in the meantime, sleep well, and dream of large women."
"You fell for one of the classic blunders! The most famous is never get involved in a land war in asia, but only -slightly- less so is never go in against a sicilian when DEATH is on the line!"
__________________
"A ouija board just works better if you've made it yourself. It's sortof like how 'Clue' is more interesting when one of you has actually killed someone."
|