I want to be buried, but not in a regular coffin in a concrete box. I think that is morbid. Put me in a nice wooden coffin, like a pine board box, and bury me in the dirt, so I can decompose and give back to nature. Or else bury me in my car, because I love cars. You can drain the oil and gas first. But I want to be in the drivers seat, hands on the wheel, Rush's Tom Sawyer in the radio, and a crash helmet on my head for whatever Lies on the big highway ahead.
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