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'They couldn't hit an Elephant from this dist...!'
Last words of General John Sedgwick
I prefer rogues to imbeciles because they sometimes take a rest.
-Alexandre Dumas the Younger (1824-1895
“A language is a dialect with a military”
-Unknown
“Mandrake make me a drink of grain alcohol and rainwater.”
-General Jack Ripper (Dr. Strangelove)
"The Ten Commandments contain 297 words. The Bill of Rights is stated in 463 words. Lincoln's Gettysburg Address contains 266 words. A recent federal directive to regulate the price of cabbage contains 26,911 words."
-Atlanta Journal
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