Yes, it will be very tempting for me to read whatever replies you might leave in this thread, but I will not see them! It will be difficult, but even if this thread spans several pages I shall not read it.
You may all feel free to talk about me behind my back. If you want to talk about something else, I'll give you a topic.
http://www.istra.com/artphoto/cro/mtopic.html
I don't know what that page says, but that's what I found when I GIS'd for "topic," and the dude was funny lookin'.