Commisioned sculpturing.
Get yourself a tig welder, a butt load of stainless steel sheets, and make huge 3foot by three foot cubes of stainless steel. Then you arrange them into a tower welding them together in all kinds of neat and balanced geometric patterns.
Those fancy-schmancy company headquarters types pay big bucks for signed landscape sized artwork.
Couple a two three of those, knock em out in two or three months, spend a month or two hawkin' em aorund the country for a buck fifty each....
DUDE your in fat city.
Lurkette cruising along beside you as you roam the world peddling your masterpieces.
What a life
Sorry about the web gig. I've got one going on myself and am secretly fantasizing about a scenario similar to yours.
best to you both. I imagine times like these are stressful.
-bear