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I thought the whole purpose of gay marriage was so that these couples now have the drive to approach random people on the street and sandwich hump them.
What do you have to say to that lurkette? Huh? Tell me how that DOESN'T impose a way of living on me.
That and all the good wedding rings will be sold out when my fiancee and I go to pick them out next month.
I'll have to settle for a cheap silver ring with dolphins etched into the band.
Same thing with the uppity negroes. Now I have to share the same water fountain as them. (ew, gross!) I don't get the good seat on the bus anymore. They want to actually COACH our football teams and I'm sick and tired of them getting the last piece of Boston Creme pie at the diner!
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