I'm all for animal rights, except animals that are assholes. Like cows and chickens. I grew up on a farm of sorts, and I hate those bastards so much.
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"I went shopping last night at like 1am. The place was empty and this old woman just making polite conversation said to me, 'where is everyone??' I replied, 'In bed, same place you and I should be!' Took me ten minutes to figure out why she gave me a dirty look." --Some guy
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