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I have no head for figures
My hands cannot explain
Endangered animals and acid rain.
I see dead rivers running dry.
I see the activists who march and cry
How they cry...
Singin':
Why must we desecrate this land?
I'll tell you why:
Because we can -
That's why
Save the whales, save the seals
Save the eagle, save the bison and the beach.
Why not save your breath?
Save the porpoise, and the dolphin
Save the gerbil, save the racoon and the rat.
Why not save some stamps?
I am a human
I'm a goddamn human being
I walk erect
See the cheetah, oh so supple, lean and quick
As he chases a gazzelle.
But he can't drive a car -
At least not very far.
I am a human
I'm a goddamn human being
I can pay for sex
"Hey, there's a great show on the Discovery Channel tonight,
the history of the badger."
"Hmm, I wonder what badger tastes like?"
"I don't know, probably tastes like ferret."
"Wow, you had ferret?"
"Yeah."
"What's it taste like?"
"Chicken."
I am a human
I'm a goddamn human being
I can wipe my ass
What gives you the right to kill at will?
I'll tell you what:
Guns.
Big fuckin' guns with giant fuckin' bullets pal.
I am a human
I'm a goddamn human being
I can shave my balls
-"Save This," Denis Leary
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Doing my best not to end up like Kathleen Chang.
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