bernadette

^ that made me recall an email joke that i received just this morning:


The National Transportation Safety Board recently
divulged that they had for the past five years
covertly funded a project with US auto makers whereby
the auto makers installed black boxes in four wheel
drive pickup trucks in an effort to determine, in
fatal accidents, the circumstances in the last 15
seconds before the crash.

They were surprised to find in 43 of the 50 states
that the last words of drivers in 61.2 percent of
fatal crashes were, "Oh, Shit!"

Only the states of West Virginia, Georgia, Kentucky,
Mississippi, Louisiana, Alabama, Texas and Tennessee
were different, where over 89.3 percent of the final
words were: "Hold my beer and watch this."

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