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a) Beens, garlic, beef and broccoli.
b) Make up a strange religion which involvs animal bones (mostly skulls) and staring intently at the spot in the wall where "god insists on whispering."
c) "Accidentally" leave out printed articles with stories about people who take pictures of their cocks in their passed-out friends or roommates mouths, or spend the evening teabagging their cats.
d) Do not talk about Fight Club.
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I. Lykwen Gerlsartopolous
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