02-18-2004, 11:06 AM
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Psycho
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Originally posted by StephenSa
I have watched with growing concern the world community's increasing obsession with the demon liquid water and its cousin "New Water". Though I take great personal risk in speaking out I feel I must, for it is the truthsayer that brings us the light. This world has suffered in darkness for far too long. It is time for a new dawn.
We have only to look to one of our greatest drinking thinkers Pope John Paul George Ringo II who said in his 1969 address to the masses - "Drink not the unfermented liquids, for only in the blissful stupor of alcohol do we,
hey Dexter!, is that you? Where is
? Who?
- Oh yeah, Drink not the poodle of,
Where's my sandwich? I'm Not Drunk!! Woo Hoo! I'm King of the World!" A powerful message from a powerful man.
History itself provides ample confirmation of the truth, or lest we forget the thousands that died in World War II so Ernest & Julio Gallo could freely produce their delightful variety of wines and wine-like spritzers. Was their sacrifice for naught?
Now lets really look at this, why is it doctors are so hep to push the benefits of water on us all? Maybe we should examine the board of directors of the major bottled water companies. Did you know that DOCTORS have a 90% controlling interest in all bottled water companies and that water is secretly known to be the greatest cause of cancer, emphysema, bed-wetting, rickets, baldness, acne, leprosy, malaria AND Hypotoxiglygen
Anemia Sulfinitis. Its true. Of course the medical community would rather we not know this disturbing truth. The medicos make a lot of money treating these unfortunate conditions and when one finally gets well what do they recommend? THAT WE DRINK PLENTY OF WATER! The conspiracy threatens us all.
I say we must look to the noble homeless winos and booze hounds of this great land for guidance. It is in their grizzled features, bloodshot eyes, and smelly garments that we may finally, at long last, find our way home.
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hear ye, hear ye.
when you think about all the people that drowned each each. All the ships that are lost in the see. All the naval battles that are fought. Water is evil, and so is NaCl which is in see water. The only way to clense these water drinking sinners is to ban water all together.
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It did not really matter what we expected from life, but rather what life expected from us.
Dr. Viktor E. Frankl
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