Loved Cities:
Melbourne, Australia ('cause it's the farthest I've gotten, and it's got great beaches)
Barcelona, Spain (Architecture...sitting outside drinking sangria looking at a house that looks like it was built out of bone )
San Diego, California (more beach! Warm, sunny, nice people)
Brussels, Belguim (the chocolate, the beer, and the little peeing boy statue)
New York City ('cause it really is that good)
Buenos Aires, Argentina (even the hookers on the street do that two cheek kissing thing)
Philadelphia, Pennsylvania (yea,the cheesesteak. But the people were all cool, and there's Yingling)
Baltimore, Maryland (whichever genius re-did the whole Camden Yard thing, with the stadium & ballpark on the water is a GENUIS)
Hated (ok, not hated, but least loved) Cities:
Paris, France (not too bad, but really too overrated, southern belgium is better, and they speak french too.)
Boston, Massachusetts (A city with THAT many cars and no decent roads, parking, or an understanding of the turn signal? C'mon!)
New York City (cause it really is that bad)
Tiajuanna, Mexico (Nothing more pathetic than some street hawker telling me how his 12 year old sister is stripping inside)
Kennilworth, New Jersey (if you've ever been, you get the "petrochemical" joke from Miss Congeniality)
Columbus, Ohio (I was there when OSU was out of school, but damn flat and boring.)
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