Holo

Optimist: Glass half full
Pessimist: Half Empty:
Cynic: Who gives a fuck?


you can't say top grade cynics without mentioning the most hardcore in history, Diogenes.

Most men are within a finger's breadth of being mad.
Diogenes the Cynic

[When asked what was the proper time for supper] If you are a rich man, whenever you please; and if you are a poor man, whenever you can.
Diogenes the Cynic, from Diogenes Laertius, Lives of Eminent Philosophers

and my favorite:

It was the naked showman Diogenes who, masturbating wildly, in the town square, said, "I just wish I could assuage the hunger in my belly by rubbing it."


http://www.iep.utm.edu/d/diogsino.htm


http://users.otenet.gr/~ziggy/index1.html


http://www.benbest.com/philo/diogenes.html

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I happen to like the words "fuck", "cock", "pussy", "tits", "cunt", "twat", "shit" and even "bitch". As long as I am not using them to describe you, don't go telling me whether or not I can/should use them...that is, if you want me to continue refraining from using them to describe you. ~Prince