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Reading in bed
A man and his wife go to bed. He's not that tired, so he stays awake and reads while she sleeps. He's reading his book, and every once in a while he reaches over and rubs his wife's piss flaps.
She says, "Will you cut that out! Stop reaching over here and teasing me like that?"
He says, "I'm not teasing you. I'm wetting my fingers so I can turn the page."
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Out the 10Base-T, through the router, down the T1, over the leased line, off the bridge, past the firewall...nothing but Net.
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