Crotch Price, er um I mean COACH Price, has been caught doing some very, very bad things.
Here are two links that describe at least part of the story:
http://www.al.com/alabamafootball/mo...0545311630.xml
http://www.al.com/sports/birminghamn...0898311610.xml
Since you can't even legally own a vibrator in Alabama, I'd say he's got some 'splainin' to do.