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Sarge: Grif, why in hell would you give somebody CPR for a bullet wound in the head? That doesn't make a lick of sense.
Grif *sigh* You're welcome, sir.
Sarge: I mean it's all so damn inconsistent! What would you do if they stabbed me in to toe, rub my neck with aloe vera? Hey there, Grif. I think i feel an aneurysm comin' on. Could you help me out with one o' them theraputic ma-ssages? Use your fingers, not your knuckles...right, that's good, lower back... Yeah, i can feel that workin' already. Don't be afraid to go too low...ohh yeah...shiatsu..



edited because it was completely the wrong quote

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Words of Wisdom:

If you could really get to know someone and know that they weren't lying to you, then you would know the world was real. Because you could agree on things, you could compare notes. That must be why people get married or make Art. So they'll be able to really know something and not go insane.