In the beginning:
Day 1.
God: Whoaaaaa dudeee. I'm bored. There should be like stuff around here.
-and heaven and earth poped up
God: there should be something else to this too dudee...
-God snaps his finger and light turned on.
God: Dude! Sweeeeet. There should be like some thing opposite to this light thing.
-And darkness appears.
God: Whoa! There should be like some sort of names for light and dark. Uhhhh..OK! Light is day, and dark is night. I'm so brilliant dudeee.
Day 2.
God: This is pretty cool. Ok..i should like name my first creation. Ok the top one is "heaven" the bottom one is "earth." Whoaaa...get a room you two, you guys are like too close to each other.
-Heaven moves up, earth moves down. Air in the middle. Kick ass!
Day 3.
God: Back to work on this creating thing...Ok..there should be a bunch water under heaven and like, stay in one place please. I can't look after all of you if you move around.
-And water appeared under the heaven.
God: Sweeeeet. This water thing is too wet though. there should be something other than water and it should be dry.
-And land rises out of the water.
God: Ok..i'm gonna call water "seas" and the land "earth" Sweeeeet.
Day 4.
God: Boooring....there should be like some light bulbs on the heaven. Yeahh mannn..One for day, and one for night.
-Sun and moon appeared.
God:Ok dude..I'm gonna call the light bulb for day "sun" and the one for night "moon." They should also work as a sign for the seasons and years too.
God: The heaven looks empty-ish..there should be like something to decorate this place up a little. I know! "One hundred billion, ka-jillion, ba-lillion, shepsdafaosdfuhw mini light bulbs which I shall call 'stars' " *while talking, forms fist with extended pinky and puts it near the mouth like Dr. Evil*
-And infinite amount of stars pops up.
God: OmG I'm so cool. Hey! I AM God. LOL
Day 5.
God: All that water and nothing....Aiite...I'm gonna put some living things in there. And there should be some flying things above the earth too....yeahhhh
-Fishes flourished under the ocean and birds soars over the sky.
God: Dont forget to "shag" and have lots of babies dudees!!
God: Damn! Almost forgot about the earth. there should also be like some animals inhabiting the earth. They'll shag like crazy and create offsprings after their own image too.
-and animal began to fill up the earth.
God: Pretty kewl man
Day 6.
God: Every thing is pretty kewl now. I'm still bored...Need a "dude" friend...
-So he create the first man out of dust from the earth after his own image. Some of the dust got into God's nostril and he sneezed at the man. The man is now a living dude.
God: I'll call you--*sneeze* "Ahhh Damnn!"
-First man is know as Adam hence forth.
Adam: Oh whoaaaa..Hi uhh..big dude.....in white.
God: Oh dude!! You can talk.
Adam: *looking up* You're hugeeeeee!! What you been eating mannn?
God: I'll tell you later. I'm tired now..time to catch some ZzzZZ's
Day 7.
-God rests. "Ah Damn" explores the new garden God made for him. God call that garden "Eden." Some pretty nice stuff in that there place.