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datroyenschwart · 02-13-2004, 04:09 PM

Tip #5

For guys

Surprise her when you're not supposed to be there. If you told her that you have to work and then you find out that you don't, just show up at her door and don't even give her time to speak before your lips are wrapped around hers.

Yet another NOTE: Do NOT do NOT do NOT do this if you question your significant other's loyalty. First of all, you will be going there in the wrong state of mind. Secondly, catching her by surprise could equate to my house being burned down because of my advice. I like my house, so if you do doubt her faithfulness, leave this for the non-questioners.

02-13-2004, 04:09 PM	#30 (permalink)
datroyenschwart Tilted Location: North Carolina (college)	Tip #5 For guys Surprise her when you're not supposed to be there. If you told her that you have to work and then you find out that you don't, just show up at her door and don't even give her time to speak before your lips are wrapped around hers. Yet another NOTE: Do NOT do NOT do NOT do this if you question your significant other's loyalty. First of all, you will be going there in the wrong state of mind. Secondly, catching her by surprise could equate to my house being burned down because of my advice. I like my house, so if you do doubt her faithfulness, leave this for the non-questioners. __________________ Every day that I am alive is a great day. Life is filled with potential and love is everywhere.