Limited rant space, so let us limit this to the examination of Disney's version.
Well- as we all know, Snow White and the Seven Dwarves is politically, socially and geometrically incorrect. First of all, the term 'dwarves' inappropriate.It's Politically Incorrect to the nth degree. Ever since Disney's misappropriation of the term in his 1937 movie 'Snow White and the seven DWARFS', the term has been a pariah in the short-shanks community.
It has since been illustrated how the figure of Snow White is just another machination of the Caucasian society to tower over anyone who was different.
Also, by making a step-mother the evil force in such a way has made troubles for broken families the benign and playful influence of The Brady Bunch cannot repair.
Socially speaking- when Disney caused the story to become mainstream in the world's consciousness, he caused a near cult-like reaction! All over the world, groups of seven men (posing as 'giant dwarves') appeared, luring pretty young girls into forests to do their 'cleaning' and 'cooking'.
The appearance of this movie also had a side effect on shaving. As Tom Robbins pointed out in his novel "Skinny Legs and All", of all the seven dwarves, only Dopey shaves. This caused generations of men to rebel with facial hair, and is the main cause of all funny-looking goatees and moustaches to this day.
Yet truly, Disney was using the seven dwarfs[sic] to allude to the seven sins: Pride,Envy,Gluttony,Lust,Anger,Greed and Sloth.
By inserting these ideals into the nation's subconscious , and making them look cute and fun- Disney corrupted whole generations of American youth.
Which brings us, for no particular reason, to the Seven Deadly Dwarves: Sleazy, Slimy, Slutty, Snotty, Shitty, Stupid and Doc.
Geometrically speaking: there are two ways to go.The first: Snow White and the Seven Boffins (Which I cannot quote here without losing marks. It's too long. Needless to say it deals with math and science in a chaotic and scientific manner. It can be found here:
http://www.planck.com/seriousunits/seriousproblems.htm )
Second: how can one girl please seven men at once? Three holes, two hands.... that's five...does Grumpy have a foot fetish? For more insightful research on this
subject- see Off the Wayside
http://www.tfproject.org/tfp/forumdi...?s=&forumid=26
To sum up- Disney is an evil money-making machine that not even erotic and playful sensibilities can outweigh. But they're being bought out,Pixar doesn't work for them anymore and the Henson's have the rights to
the Muppets again, so even though good is dumb, we win. Evilness is dying to entropy.
YAY!