Hail Admirers of the Giant Wiener!
I went to high school with that hot dog.
His name was Richard. It's a common story, really.
He went out with a girl that I liked.
Varsity soccer, varsity track, valedictorian, blah, blah, blah, I hated that guy.
I saw him on the street a while back.
Looks like he might have peaked a bit too early.
Justice is served,
-GH