I can play the moron game too!
Democrats also must.....
23. Want to see every baby on earth aborted.
24. You want to put every american on earth on welfare. (We must have everyone under our sidious financial control) NEXT STEP! COMMUNISM!
25. You have to want to surrender to Cuba
26. You believe the US military could be trimmed down to a more manageable level, 6 guys with binoculars, really thick sweaters and tasers.
27. You want to outlaw all automobiles and institute the "Flintstone locomotion policy"
28. Must petition for Benedict Arnold to be placed on Mt. Rushmore.
29. Right next to Karl Marx
29b. And Satan.
4teen. You don't need to buy a new house. Jimmy will build one for you eventually.
726. I'll have that crack to go. I have a welfare check to pick up and my 6 money generators ... er, Children are in the trailer alone watching teletubbies and learning to be gay.
0. You have to absolutely hate america. Right down to the core of your being. You want to see it fail and its citizens crushed.
Last edited by Superbelt; 02-12-2004 at 04:19 PM..
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