Last Christmas the shops were the usual madness. We were trying to stop our youngest son (4) from being the devil child that he can be by saying 'Father Christmas is watching you, he won't bring you any pressies if you don't behave.' the usual parent bribery thing.
Walking out of this particular store, who should be standing there at the door, but Father Christmas!
We start giving it 'see we told you he was watching' and the guy dressed as Santa plays along too.
My son looked extremely sheepish, but just as he was out of the doorway he turns around and shouts at Santa at the top of his voice, 'SLAP HEAD!!!'
Mum and Dad were speechless to say the least!!
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